Thank God Obama is not an Arab

An ancient woman grabs McCain’s microphone during one of his town meetings.

“I can't trust Obama," she says, sounding dazed and confused, her gray hair matted over her eyes. "I have read about him and he's not, he's not uh ... he's an Arab..."  

"No ma'am," McCain snatches the mike, turns his back at the woman. “He's a decent family man...citizen that I just happen to have disgreements with on fundamental issues, and that's what this campaign's all about.”

Translation: Arabs are not decent family men, or citizens.  We shouldn't trust them.  We should trust Obama because he's not...an Arab?

John, stick to the teleprompter, will you please?