Cindy McCain should replace Sarah Palin

With just over a week until the election, John McCain could do no worse than to dump Sarah Palin and bring in Cindy McCain as his running mate.  Not only is Cindy smart and photogenic, but she has more practical and business experience than all the presidential and vice-presidential candidates put together. 

In fact, when John was too busy politicking in Washington, Cindy bore his children and single handedly raised them.  As the head of her own charity, she helped pick up the pieces after several disasters and wars.  She earns over a million dollars a year as Chair of her family’s beer distribution business, the largest in the nation.  She manages her ten homes and a few business complexes.  Oh, and she doesn't have to apologize for wearing a quarter million bucks on any given day. 

Cindy may look fragile and she might be media shy, but that’s not a bad thing.  She’s the real thing, and she's definetely a Washinton outsider (though there's the Keating thing still lurking outthere, but she'll get a pass for that, I promise). 

So, John, look no further than two steps behind you.  There stands a perfect Vice President and perhaps your best chance to win.